The Golden Years | Birthday Card

The Golden Years | Birthday Card
The Golden Years | Birthday Card

The Golden Years | Birthday Card

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The Golden Years Birthday Card

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Outside: "The Golden Years... The golden years have come at last. I cannot see; I cannot pee. I cannot chew; I cannot screw. My memory shrinks; my hearing stinks. No sense of smell; I look like hell. My body's drooping; have trouble pooping. The golden years have come at last. The golden years can kiss my ass."

Inside: "Hope your birthday is nothing but golden!"

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